did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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