GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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