Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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