The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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