Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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