How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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