I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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