I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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