I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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