How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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