And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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