do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just want to make out with him forever
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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