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well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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