god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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