Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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