let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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