just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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