Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
It's never too late to be topless.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I forget how to act sober
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