it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
This is the high leading the old right now
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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