he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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