I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so let's talk penis.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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