Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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