you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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