No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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