If that was your dad, he is hot
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
A bitchslap is in order.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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