wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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