quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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