So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
