Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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