Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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