I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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