9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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