She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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