If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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