haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
420 ftw
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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