well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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