I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You've changed since you got that strap on
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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