never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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