so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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