loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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