No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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