Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
try to milk me bitch
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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