Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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