I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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