we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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