Ambien. No doubt about it.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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