Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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