areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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