I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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