i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
he fucked my hip out of place.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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