I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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