Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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