I cannot find my penis.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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