Are we in a gay sports bar?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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