I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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