i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Randomize
